my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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