Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm jealous of your bromance
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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