Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Randomize
