I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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