You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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