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I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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