He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Randomize
