Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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