That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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