i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
We left the knife in your bed.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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