Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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