3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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