So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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