My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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