Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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