at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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