On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
it glows. i had to have it.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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