I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
