Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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