We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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