Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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