Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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