Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
honey bunches of taint.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I want to fling myself into the sun
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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