For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
you win again, gameday.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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