Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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