So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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