Tell her she can't have a vagina
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
