Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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