we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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