Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i think i have herpe
just one?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Randomize
