Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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