what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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