Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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