therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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