Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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