She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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