some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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