just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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