If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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