if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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