You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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