i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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