So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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