therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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