i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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