We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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