My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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