Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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