I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
They are going to name an STD after you.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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