Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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