How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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